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1. We live in perverted times, my friend.
2. I have so many people who love me, and i have so much to apreciate,so why do i still cry?
3.I'm sorry, i dont know how to say "fuck you" politely.
4. Peoplesay i have A.D.D but i think they are full of... ooh! kitty!
5. If i talk and i laugh to loud, im trying to forget that im sad.
6. A broken heart is a broken mirror, it is better to leave it broken than trying to hurt yourself trying to fix it.
7. You say you dont like to see me hurt, do you close your eyes when you hurt me?
8.It allways rains hardest on the people who deserve the sun.
9. Whats left of a heartache runs like rain from my eyes.
10.Cracks in the concrete are just reminders that you fall apart no matter how strong you are.
11. Sometimes people run away just to see if anyone cares enough to follow.
12. I did not fall for you, you tripped me.
13. Heaven dosnt want me and hell is afraid i might take over.
14.Honnysuckle, she is full of poison, she obliterated everything she kissed
15. We will not remember the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
16. I run with sissors, it makes me feel dangerous...
17. Dot follow in my footsteps... i run into wall.
18. Her favorite sog will tell you more about her than her mouth ever will.
19. you my best friend but if zombies are chasing us, im tripping you.
20. Angry people need hugs ( or sharp objects)
21. i make the cutest faces when i scream obceineties!
22. Its no big deal, right? break her heart, let her down, make her cry, because you "care" about her, right?
23. Wounds that cannot be seen are more painful than visible wounds a doctor can heal.
24. Advice is what we ask for when we allready know the answer but wish we didnt.
25. The police never think its as funny as you do.
2. I have so many people who love me, and i have so much to apreciate,so why do i still cry?
3.I'm sorry, i dont know how to say "fuck you" politely.
4. Peoplesay i have A.D.D but i think they are full of... ooh! kitty!
5. If i talk and i laugh to loud, im trying to forget that im sad.
6. A broken heart is a broken mirror, it is better to leave it broken than trying to hurt yourself trying to fix it.
7. You say you dont like to see me hurt, do you close your eyes when you hurt me?
8.It allways rains hardest on the people who deserve the sun.
9. Whats left of a heartache runs like rain from my eyes.
10.Cracks in the concrete are just reminders that you fall apart no matter how strong you are.
11. Sometimes people run away just to see if anyone cares enough to follow.
12. I did not fall for you, you tripped me.
13. Heaven dosnt want me and hell is afraid i might take over.
14.Honnysuckle, she is full of poison, she obliterated everything she kissed
15. We will not remember the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
16. I run with sissors, it makes me feel dangerous...
17. Dot follow in my footsteps... i run into wall.
18. Her favorite sog will tell you more about her than her mouth ever will.
19. you my best friend but if zombies are chasing us, im tripping you.
20. Angry people need hugs ( or sharp objects)
21. i make the cutest faces when i scream obceineties!
22. Its no big deal, right? break her heart, let her down, make her cry, because you "care" about her, right?
23. Wounds that cannot be seen are more painful than visible wounds a doctor can heal.
24. Advice is what we ask for when we allready know the answer but wish we didnt.
25. The police never think its as funny as you do.
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A Lot Of Funny Little Sayings
1. You have ONE advantage over me..... You can kiss my ss (https://www.deviantart.com/ss) and I can't!
2. Tradgedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
3. You only live once...but if you live it right, once is enough.
4. If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead, so shut up.
5. When a smurf is choking, what color does it turn?
6. The nice mean are ugly, the handsome men are mean, and the nice and handsome men are GAY!
7. When life hands you lemons, alter their DNA, and make SUPER LEMONS!
8. Boys are like lava lamps, pretty to look at, but not very bright.
9. My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems...
10. A
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Funny Sayings 1
Funny Sayings #1
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and then call whatever you hit the target
Polytetrafluoroethylene is a word i cant pronounce!
Date a woman, get a free pair of melons!
Beer- The breakfast of champions!
There's only one way to cure a hangover- drink some more!
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "up" button
If at first you DO succed, TRY not to look suprised
Ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
If life gives you lemons, make margaritas!
If you think life's against you, it probably is
So your wife just left you
How sad you must be
Loo
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My favorite sayings...
My FAVORITE SAYINGS
1. A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a TRUE friend will be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! That was fun!"
2. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
3. Lord, if you can't make me thin, make my friends fat.
4. I'm Smiling, that ALONE should scare you.
5. Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
6. I have A.D.D. and magic markers- oh the THRILLS i will have!
7. Don't drink BLEACH- that stuff might kill you...
8. My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
9. You're a great friend, but if Vampires start chasing us, I'm trip
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hi! this is my first deviation, and these are some sayings that i live by.
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Every single sad one is true for me in my case